earthdad:

when someone tells a lie and the whole squad hears it

image

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itsnotokayaisha:

*switches language to talk shit about you*

(via laughing-llama)

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

tastefullyoffensive:
“(photo via beeka-beeka-chuu)
”
brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you
me: why did you bring me this
brain: just because

coluring:

“Truth or dare” 
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

(via tested-andd-secure)

patrik-star:

The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show 

shortstaks:

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone accidentally spits in my face while im talking with them

image

but on the outside I stay calm

(via patrik-star)

jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

one-million-cats:
“ weedmum:
“ stygianzinogre:
“ crimson–peach:
“ weedmum:
“ When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
”
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
”
Well if you...

one-million-cats:

weedmum:

stygianzinogre:

crimson–peach:

weedmum:

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

(via laughing-llama)

sixpenceee:

Sloth Stuck on a Busy Highway

A transit police officer was patrolling an Ecuadorian highway when he noticed something unusual on the side of the road: a sloth clinging to a guard rail. The adorable animal had failed to cross the busy freeway and was instead holding on to the rail for dear life. Immediately, the officer took action, carefully removed the sloth from the unsafe location, and brought the little guy to a vet. Once the doctor confirmed that the sloth was in perfect health, he was returned to his natural habitat. (Source)

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reallylameblog:
“ siri ur a judgemental piece of shit
”

reallylameblog:

siri ur a judgemental piece of shit

(via megustamemes)

everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

(via dutchster)