sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

(Source: slippinbeauty, via pizza)

tastefullyoffensive:

[simpsonsfanhere]

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via lolsofunny)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via whitedad)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via foureyedpileofshit)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

(via pizza)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via pizza)

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(Source: aqua, via imjustbea)

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

(via pizza)

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via foureyedpileofshit)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via foureyedpileofshit)