katara:

a musical titled 

why did i eat that i am so fat 

starring me 

(via sweet-gandhi-s-nipples)

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

(via sweet-gandhi-s-nipples)

(via laughingisbetter)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via laughingisbetter)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via apocalypse-averted)

(Source: oestranhomundodek, via laughingisbetter)

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

(via sweet-gandhi-s-nipples)

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

(Source: phauux, via laughingisbetter)

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via apocalypse-averted)

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

(Source: princesaluja, via snowpikachu)

(Source: someonewillcare, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ne-yo:

justanotherskyscraper:

ne-yo:

I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”

Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum

^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.

If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me

(via snowpikachu)

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

(via snowpikachu)

my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

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