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| white dad in any movie: | but son, you're throwing away your DREAM |
| white son in any movie: | no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~ |
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
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yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
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so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
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I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.
If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me
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if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is...
“Lilo and Stitch”...
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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